You, Me & M

Ok, we've all seen the movie (or movies.) You know, the one about the roommate that moves in to stay with you for a month or so until they get back on their feet after a break up, job loss, whatever. Then you can't get rid of them. You know who I'm talking about - you know who you are. Well, we have him. He moved in around November of last year and now it's September and he's still here. B asked him to start looking for a place July 4th weekend and he's still here. Still. here. And his daughter lives with us every other weekend. Still here. He left for about 3 weeks to visit his girlfriend in a third world country who just had his second child and came back and I haven't seen any progress on the moving out.

We're working on a home renovation project. We're going to turn the room his daughter is using into a master closet/bathroom, but we can't start until they're gone. The refinance on the house is almost done and we want to start as soon as we have money in hand. But he won't leave!

What about you? Any roommate stories out there?